How Are These Clowns Taken Seriously By Anyone?

How can anyone possibly write something as ridiculous as this with a straight face and expect to be taken seriously? Not only does he bring up the bizarre controversy over Santa Claus but he also goes off on a bizarre non-sequitur over ObamaCare, mentions the repeatedly debunked "Obama Phones" myth concocted by the morons on the Breitbart websites, and uses "community organizer" as an insult. That's another thing that kills me. Since when did being a community organizer become a bad thing? I don't recall it being a bad thing before 2007.