Friday, January 3, 2014

This Defies Natural Law

Sometimes, you come across something that it so utterly wrong; something that makes so little logical sense that it just seems surreal. A few days ago, that happened to me. I discovered this.

What. The. Fuck.

Seriously. There just has to be some sort of Universal Law that this violates. Paris Hilton has a new song featuring Lil Wayne. Yes. Lil Wayne.


I know Lil Wayne lost the ability to feel shame years ago, but even for him this a whole new level of fail. Hell, this is a whole new dimension of fail. He seems to be at least partially self-aware, as evidence by the first line of his verse:
"I'm fucked up."
Yes. Yes you are.

The self-proclaimed "Best Rapper Alive" continues on his verse:
"I walked up to a big butt and asked that ass, "butt what?"
You know what's hilarious about that line? He was paid money to deliver it as a featured artist. Hell, I'm going to bet that he made more from his verse than you make in five years. In that verse, he rhymes "big bitch" with "speak French", he rhymes "up" with itself, he rhymes "treatment" with "defense", and he rhymes "science" with "replying." Yes. "Science" is supposed to rhyme with "replying." And he probably got paid six-figures for it! 

That's not even getting into the fact that he has entire multi-million dollar career of making rhymes like this. It's like the world just gets sadder every year.

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