Friday, January 3, 2014

OMFG! Obama is talking to Aliens!

So says Jim Garrow. You see, Obama's scandals are actually Obama himself! They're distractions from his Secret Plan B. His failed Plan A, of course, was to launch a nuclear attack on America and wipe out 90% of the population in order to help George Soros financially or something. His Plan B is talking to aliens. He discussed this with Erik Rush and Nancy Smith, host of the very possibly satirical "Politichicks."
"What we're going to see soon is an unveiling of the concept that we have in fact been contacted by and have been in communication with people from other civilizations from beyond the earth and that will be part of the great deception that is forthcoming soon from Mr. Obama."
This reminds of one fifty something nutball I overheard a few months ago at the bus station in Oregon City on my way to college. He rambled on about some secret alien civilization, Obama's plan for a third term, and his birth certificate. This guy, like Garrow, had been listening to too much Coast to Coast AM. I wanted to say something, but I didn't, because it's very rude to make fun of the mentally handicapped.

This Garrow guy seems to be legit, as does Erik Rush. With this level of crazy being promoted in complete seriousness, it wouldn't surprise me if there were somebody out there who legitimately believes that Obama is Cthulhu.

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