Here to start is Alabama:
Bear wrestling matches are prohibitedHere's the text of that law. Was there some sort of epidemic of illegal bear-fighting rings back in the days when Alabama was part of the Yazoo lands? Were they part of the Yazoo Land Scandal? The world may never now.
You must have windshield wipers on your carAs opposed to on your…bicycle? And why wouldn't you have them on your car? Alabama isn't known for its lack of precipitation.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicleI would hope there wasn't some sort of driving while blindfolded craze in Alabama back in the day that necessitated the creation of this law!
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horsesOdds are that when this law become obsolete, you probably weren't born yet. Alabama is behind the times socially, not technologically.
Incestuous marriages are illegalWell, I guess this means we have to retire a certain stereotype, huh?
Dominoes may not be played on SundayBut apparently drag racing is A-OK! In all seriousness, dominoes is clearly a gateway drug to greater evils such as Bingo. Watch out for it.